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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 11:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do men love to stink/being smelly?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

What's your review of the movie Poor Things?

They put up a sign reading

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is Europe willing to risk losing its alliance with the United States, if they choose to continue the war in Ukraine?

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Still no good

Do people really never face any hidden costs or surprises with surgeries in countries with single-payer healthcare like the NHS?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

What do men find attractive in an older woman?